I’ve
always been fascinated by the many variations on “doppelgangers” you encounter
in your life: childhood friends marching down the road you
were afraid to take, repeated versions of the same patently unsuitable admirer,
people you meet just once at camp or a conference who nevertheless manage to
change your life, the nemesis who got the job you wanted, etc. These “Doppeler
Effect” essays describe doppelers whose lives parallel particular threads of my
own story.
When I got my new Bellingham Public Library card this year,
the first book I checked out was Rob Lowe’s memoir, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. I opened it with few expectations – a
friend recommended the book, Lowe’s Brat Pack movies were a fixture of my
youth, I knew from grocery line tabloid headlines he had become a sober family
man, and I liked his self-aware comic persona in Parks & Recreation. I hadn’t followed his career closely,
however. For example, I never watched West
Wing, even though it’s my parents’ favorite show since MASH. (I’m approaching my lifetime binge-watching limit, and in any event I fear
the contrast between the idealized West
Wing and recent non-black presidents would just upset me.)
So I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Lowe’s
memoir. He’s a decent writer, and has interesting material to work with. I
particularly liked the chapter where he briefly dates Princess Stephanie of
Monaco because each other’s Teen Beat poster
hung on their bedroom walls as teenagers. He inhabits an alien and glamorous
world. Nevertheless, I was startled to read how our very different lives have
followed eerily similar arcs. I am Rob Lowe.
First, Rob Lowe and I have the same initials. (I just noticed that.)
Second, we are the same age, born within a couple of months
of each other. Actually I am the same age as most of the male movie stars who
have dominated the box office and People Magazine’s
“Sexiest Man Alive” list for three decades:
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, Charlie Sheen, John
Stamos, etc. I used to think this
phenomenon was yet another pathological Baby Boomer legacy. I hypothesized the
Me Generation couldn’t stand to look at anyone too much younger than
themselves. Lowe’s book disillusioned me by revealing the prosaic explanation:
the summer blockbuster era arrived at the end of the 1970s, when we were all in
our hormonal prime. Previously, movies were about the adults, and kids had
supporting parts. Suddenly Hollywood started making moves with youthful stars,
and for youthful audiences. Lowe, Cruise, and the rest of the cast of John
Hughes movies came along just in time. They began their careers together in The
Outsiders, and never let go of the Hollywood/People throne.
Third, we both have aged gracefully and with a sense of
humor. Unlike Lowe, I was not a teen idol. In fact, I was so clueless I
entirely missed out on a social life for most of my teens and twenties. I had
no idea there was a market for skinny gay nerds when I was one. Fortunately,
the whole middle-aged gay dad thing suits me. Now that “dad bods” are a thing.
Fourth, we have both faced codependency. Lowe doesn’t use the
word in his book. But he describes very similar habits of thinking and behavior
– questioning yourself, coping with crowds as an introvert, struggling to
maintain healthy boundaries in relationships, learning how to make important
decisions, and relying on crutches that eventually cripple us.
Lowe hit rock bottom at age 25. He got clean and sober, married a great
partner, raised a couple of sons, eased back on career stress, and learned to
find balance. I waited another 25 years to begin my own recovery. But I’m on
track.
For me the most interesting parallel was in our origin stories.
He grew up in Dayton, Ohio, and had an idyllic childhood, including a passion
for acting in community theater. When he was 12, his mother suddenly moved to
Malibu, California. Lowe went to high
school as an outsider and overachieving misfit.
Then he hit the world at 17.
Vancouver is not Dayton, Brigham City is not Malibu, and
a prodigious academic and legal career is hardly the same as appearing in The Outsiders and on the cover of Teen Beat. But the timing was the same.
Lowe muses about how each of those milestones from our youth affected his
relationships, career, and ultimate happiness.
Finally, more than anything else, Rob Lowe and I are dads.
My nine-year-old son Oliver is Papa’s Little Boy. Unlike his
older sisters, he runs to hug me, and demands some cuddle time every
day. Every night when I tuck him in, Oliver insists I climb in bed with him
for a while. Often I fall asleep there myself.
(The girls don’t bother waking me until long past their bedtime.)
Rob Lowe has two photogenic college-aged sons. In my
favorite story from his books, even better than meeting Monaco royalty, Lowe writes
how his older son always insisted that his father tuck him in bed with dad’s
special burrito-blanket fold – until the inevitable day when his son said he
didn’t need to be in a burrito to sleep any more. I’m bracing myself for that
day with Oliver.
I take comfort from Lowe’s epilogue. When he
and his wife dropped their son off for his freshman year at Duke, they helped
him set up his dorm room. But that first night their son decided he’d rather
sleep at their hotel. And let his dad tuck him in bed.
Here are links to more of my “Doppeler Effect” essays, describing other individuals whose lives have paralleled and/or crossed particular threads of my own story:
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Gay Mormons" (9/11/17)
“Chorus Minivan Dad” (3/6/18)
“My Best Friend Paul” (6/7/18)
“About my Yale Law School classmate Brett Kavanaugh” (9/24/18)
"Crossing Paths" (10/7/18)
"Crazy Mormon Mommy Bloggers"
"Beyond Bardolatry" (3/26/20)
"Crossing Paths" (10/7/18)
"Crazy Mormon Mommy Bloggers"
"Beyond Bardolatry" (3/26/20)
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