1977 Star Wars aka A New Hope
"I am a Frustrated Idealist." (INFP, obviously. Luke is the hero.)
1980 The Empire Strikes Back
"Everything is more complicated than you thought."
1983 Return of the Jedi
"Go ahead, dude, delude yourself. But you know you’re settling."
1999 The Phantom Menace
"Life is a series of soul-crushing disappointments. With the rare and guilty pleasure of a fun speedster race."
2002 Attack of the Clones
"I am codependent. Just like a moth drawn to a flame, or Charlie Brown to Lucy's proffered football, I never give up hope that this time is different and life won't bring another soul-crushing disappointment."
2005 Revenge of the Sith
"But I also have PTSD. So I'm blessed with no memories whatsoever of either traumatic encounter."
2015 The Force Awakens
"I am such a dad."2016 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
"I realize good stories may turn out to be tragedies."
2017 The Last Jedi
"I am an amazingly well-adjusted failure."
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