Facebook informs me my kids have been providing literary material for at least three years. These items are from March 21, 2015:
1. Overheard from six year old Oliver, as I was preparing dinner and they were playing house in the family room: "I don't have to cook, because I'm a man."
2. From nine year old Rosalind, after a long explanation to the girls about how life insurance, wills, and the laws of intestacy work (they were disappointed to learn that they don't get anything if they kill me): "You don't need a husband Papa, because you're good at doing things by yourself."